Oh guys, we're so scared!

Our sister Dora gave a fatwa in Hacıören and Musacık. She even uttered words that will go down in history.

"Think of us and we will think of you, trust us and we will trust you, support us and we will support you, even we will appoint border police from the young people in your village. Whatever MPs you have made, now it is time to make a party, look, New Democracy will be the government alone, act accordingly''...

I'm personally very scared, Ms Bakoyanni. Is it possible for you to forgive our people? They are just ignorant, their sisters will probably forgive them. We promise you that we will find the scapegoat, the card ox. For 3 years during the quarantine days, you worked so hard for our Thrace that we could not even repay you for your efforts. The regions you visited have been the poorest regions of the EU for years, but it does not matter, they will get richer when you come to power. Infrastructure could not be delivered to these regions, ambulances have a carriage but no horse, cars have a driver but no driver, health centres have a doctor but after your speech we are sure that all of these have not changed for 30 years but they will change when you come to power. 

In fact, let us know next time, we will send more chatterers and clowns with you, so that the atmosphere will look crowded and we will not become clowns of the enemy channels. 

And you know what Ms Bakoyanni, if necessary, let's visit each and every one of the villages you visited during these elections and record who voted for whom, who knows, maybe you will need these people in the future. And what does it mean to cast a hidden vote in our villages, to vote for other parties, what does it mean to vote for other parties, what does it mean to vote for honour, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Human rights, forget about them. Your sister Dora will be your sacrifice, and you will shoot her in the back. Is the glass full now? 

If it is, then you won't be the last straw, sister. You won't disgrace the organisation you're in charge of. If you don't have people who can answer you, you won't see the public as suckers. Because no one in this world was born only to give orders or to rule. 

But making such a big mistake shows two things, either you really think that the public is stupid, or you have started to forget the truth.